Counterpoint: as a woman in her 20s who is alive in 2026, I took a look at your face and already rejected you even if you did everything on your little boomer list. I deem you a low value male, cringe, and suitable for sterilization because you give me the ick.
Stop giving young men useless garbage wifeguy advice. Leave to us anime girl pickmes to give ACTUALLY useful advice.
Attention Ladies.
Here is my best dating advice for you.
1 - Take out that nose ring. It’s not hot or cute. A good man will see it as a retard alarm and run.
2 - Stop getting tattoos. Men want women. Not pirates.
3 - That’s really awesome that you met Gigachad on a dating site and he got all up in that. You’ll be telling this story as the highlight of your life for the next fifty years. But Gigachad isn’t calling back. Gigachad treats women like snacks because he’s Gigachad. Stop waiting for Gigachad.
4 - All that Disney Princess stuff was bullshit. We live in a Democracy.
5 - If your dating profile reads like the non negotiable demands of a bank robber, only a retard will answer. Yes we know you think you deserve a billionaire with a giant penis and the muscles of a Greek god but ngl, that dude would have used his money to find you by now if he wanted you.
6 - Close that Onlyfans account immediately. Your vagina is not a billion dollar industry. Goddamn, Disney really blew all your egos up with that princess shit.
7 - The patriarchy isn’t oppressing you by expecting you to do basic housework. You need to clean up after yourself so your place doesn’t get condemned.
8 - All your friends telling you that your bf gives them the ick will date him behind your back if you dump him.
9 - The patriarchy isn’t oppressing you when you’re expected to cook. Humans have to eat. Learn how to make sandwiches.
10 - Dudes who collect GI joes have huge weiners
Attention Chris Hatch:
I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....
1. Their body count is higher than my victory royale count in fortnite.
2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.
3. They make more money than me in the same position.
4. They go to female-only gyms for their yoga classes to avoid me.
5. If I somehow get their number, they text back one word responses.
6. If I take them on a dinner date, they stare at their phone the whole time to get a free meal out of me.
7. They think I'm a weak bitch soyboy if I give them princess treatment bc they're comparing me to one of the dozen chads they've fucked in the last year.
8. If I date well below my SMV-match, she still thinks she's better than me and feels like she's settling for me, expecting me to be her wallet.
9. She expects me to be an infallible provider who makes no mistakes, ready to leave me the instant I lose frame by giving her the ick for sneezing the wrong way.
I can keep going until I find a unicorn, but she is at minimum 1 in 1000. It is completely unrealistic.
My life is empty and meaningless knowing I will never have a companion. I wish you never experience the same misfortune in life. Happy Coping.
Notice how it’s always the girls are all smart capable, hard working, etc.
Then the guys are apparently all lazy video gamers and losers.
This behavior is exactly why no man will date them. They by default think they are better than most men because they are told they are.
A woman stared at my huge biceps while I was in the gym in my tanktop
No I was not asking for it by wearing a tanktop
Yes I should be able to wear a tanktop without getting stared at and being made to feel unsafe and uncomfortable
Yes I was raped
I am Jon Doe
Young men are not interested in this demeaning slop just to marry a disobedient woman that has the legal right to divorce you, rendering marriage invalid from the beginning
@Dirtdog I know a lot of yoga chicks, some who actually teach at studios. This is how you get banned from a yoga studio lmao. Girls generally do not want to be propositioned at yoga studios or the gym at all.
Also this post is so out of touch it’s hilarious.
@Dirtdog So basically, put women on a pedestal and worship them instead of treating them as human beings.
Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass from me. Both my mental health and my financial situation are much better off now that I'm a single man again.
This is how you get used ans abused.
@Dirtdog "I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them."
Oh, I will explain, @Dirtdog
You see, someone is *fucking* them. But you, their fathers, and the church, will not impose any social penalties on this.