Arden Shore

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I want to see where the melon balls are being balled @usopen

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You ever start texting yourself and freeze in fear at the three dots typing back ? That’s your evil twin.

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@hreins @orenpeleg 👀

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@jamesblake Margaritaville

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@mdowaliby You gotta watch Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari

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@BryanKalbrosky @YoniWolf @alexrobertross @KyleKramer was a dream seeing him live with you

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Shoutout to this woman at the gym (me) for glaring at people scrolling on weight machines until they notice

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I have never met a lazy Susan

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If you live in NYC and you don’t try the promo code SUBWAY at every online shopping checkout do you really live in NYC?

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I got a news notification that you can now search a database of old AP Style guidelines going back to 1900 and I audibly hooted like an owl

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Going on three decades of life and still haven’t gotten any closer to figuring out sliding doors in vans

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What’s more humbling, a giant sequoia tree or running with a backpack on?

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Imagine a world where everyone who wore a backpack on the train between 7am and 10am just disappeared.

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@hreins @kklewin91 @bonematlarge @infatuation: The definitive authority on weather.

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2019: Year of the Shoe Horn

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A Sunday teapot symphony

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Where do zoodles come from?

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If somebody doesn't teach the @waze lady how to say Wilshire in 2019 I AM GOING TO LOSE IT

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Apparently if @Oprah selects your book for her book club, nobody writes to notify you in advance. She just calls you on the phone and says, Hi! it's Oprah!

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You know that one song by the Black Eyed Pea?