Charlotte Maud

⚡️SOLO BABY MAMA⚡️

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@Philippa_Perry @thekliniksalon Favourite smells!?

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@CeceWoodox @lottyburns Yes! Like warmed over flavour?! 🤢

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@ThreeUKSupport Unfortunately not! :(

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@ThreeUKSupport is there a way of setting up my voicemail without having to record my name?!

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@ThreeUKSupport Sadly not :(

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@jimmymacmusic Does anyone else get bored of the same old supermarkets? I want some new ones!

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@fesshole I used to do this with hula hoops. Chew up and form a paste with one and stuff it into another hula hoop with tongue and then eat it like a hula sarnie

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@Tweet_Dec I’M BEAUTIFUL

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@VikkiPatis I think this about coleslaw

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@BBCR1 I had the absolute pleasure of meeting @samsmith at horse meat disco in Vauxhall some years ago and they were truly the most beautiful and warm person! Love always!

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@DeclouxJ @benburling

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@McDonalds Your stansted branch is absolutely VILE! Absolute filth and black bits in the chips. Not that this will change anything but still. Vile considering it’s ALWAYS rammed.

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@astrofalls Wow it’s like my orange sable Pomeranian’s belly up close. I call him orange boy or O.B.

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@fesshole As a child I used to eat one single hula hoop then regurgitate it and stuff it into another hula hoop and eat it. Divine. I must do this tomorrow.

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@goulcher baker street gerry rafferty

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@NellFrizzell Con gas because one time on holiday we were all trying to tell the waiter that we were all suffering from wind “estomago con gas”

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@_DHOTYA @benburling

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@ZEAmmor I say this all the time! Plus IF there is any evening culture it’s all alcohol focussed. Not for me at all. Also Sundays. Horrendous.

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@fuckedupfoods @benburling