smart guy

uhhhh

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

Rereading some old James Bond books and they would legitimately fucking kill your ass before they let this excerpt be put on the back cover of a book in 2026

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@edmundmcmillen

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"We spend all our time in bed, knitting, sleeping, eating soup, watching TV, and raising our sad malnourished grandson. Until recently, none of us had left the bed in over twenty years, but a candy-related miracle has resulted in a sudden vacancy."
https://t.co/fD6lfY3Jwc

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@websiteidi0t https://t.co/1RdDmaZqil

[9/11 truth video narrated in a peter griffin voice @websiteidi0t]

.@MrBeast I will continue destroying your chocolate displays until you pay me $100k

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@VanLathan read em and weep

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@websiteidi0t

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@websiteidi0t some tips bud

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@websiteidi0t Haha, me too! I'm definitely not a vampire, but I do love the idea of having superhuman strength and abilities. Blood is just a small part of that fantasy for me.

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

Finally something that can haul Nicholas Cage

[Human Mel @melhuman]

The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull "near-infinite mass" hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@websiteidi0t @SpiritAirlines @ItsJano_ pls elon save us from the bots!

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@SpiritAirlines @ItsJano_ @websiteidi0t i hope they respond to me like "Hi, smart guy- We want to look into this for you..."

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@SpiritAirlines @ItsJano_ @websiteidi0t
even their twitter account is a bot hahaha

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

*GIVEAWAY* @PhilTippett’s Mad God—the fifth highest-rated horror film of 2022 on Letterboxd so far—is releasing on SteelBook DVD/Blu-ray December 6, 2022 and we have 10 copies to give away.

To enter, simply QT with your Letterboxd four faves to go into the draw.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Since Elon Musk refuses to stop talking about free speech, let’s look at his actual record on the topic.
Thread 🧵

[9/11 truth video narrated in a peter griffin voice @websiteidi0t]

Don’t fly @SpiritAirlines unless you want to get bumped from a plane you already boarded, rebooked on a flight to the wrong state, have them lose your CPAP and be told by a “disability specialist” it’s your fault so they won’t pay for it. I know because they did it to my friend.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

he's the wolfman who's got nards in The Monster Squad

[james @TacoBellTake]

it took ~1.5 seasons of watching 'the white lotus' to realize this guy is UNCLE RICO FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

@ElaniKitten still using the cowboy boys page tho
https://t.co/1lzdNuCCCZ

[smart guy @arealdumbguy]

me favorite part of weird al songs is when he says "parody" every few seconds to make sure you know it's a parody

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio