arealshitter💯

this is my suicidal shitposting account i guess

[arealshitter💯 @arealshitter]

ugh i love zohran mamdani

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Can someone help me put together a meal plan for myself? I don’t like cooking, grocery shopping, or eating. And I don’t have an oven or a can opener and I only have one fork

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

Ran out of hinge likes at 6:48 AM

[arealshitter💯 @arealshitter]

i think engagement rings are my new special interest

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[arealshitter💯 @arealshitter]

as a man why are you taking selfies

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm a horrible texter, but i'm also really bad at talking to people in person, so i really have nothing going for me.

[sunny𝜗𝜚 @chainsawchuu]

people are joking but i'm dead serious this could do wonders to someones mental health

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[morgan 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @marangho]

Type of shit you'll see in the comment sections of a white child interacting with any black person

[The Boys Out of Context Clips @TheBoysOOCC]

#TheBoys

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[arealshitter💯 @arealshitter]

truly idk how elvis was constipated for 4 months cuz i would’ve blown my shit smoove off after 2 weeks no bowel movement

[mimi @immienne]

wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it