Han

I’m a copywriter and

[Han @arealtattoo]

@charli_xcx

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@katyperry I need to warn you

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Vroom vroom is Charli’s boulevard of broken dreams

[Han @arealtattoo]

You’re in her DMs. I just pulled a quarter out of her ear. Send tweet.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

2025 sounds profoundly futuristic rolling off the tongue. I think we're finally here

[Han @arealtattoo]

The farther I get into my copywriting career, the more I realize how much I absolutely do give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

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There is no thrill like leaving a group chat

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It’s my life… it’s now or never

[Han @arealtattoo]

@spamcatz I screenshotted this so fast

[bo @TheldlerWheel]

NOBODY VOTED FOR EITHER OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Han @arealtattoo]

I miss how alive I felt when scandoval was happening

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

“We need to fix the mental health issues in the US before we can address gun control.”

Okay so do literally anything. Stop calling people you just don’t like “bipolar”. Vote for people who want to make medication accessible. Stop calling men weak for having human emotions.

[Han @arealtattoo]

@earth2devon anymore? hot take

[Han @arealtattoo]

I wrote this for the 2 copywriters who follow me you know who you are

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🗣️ knee deep in the tactical deck and you’re freaking me out (what’s the character count)

[Han @arealtattoo]

Bleed American should have gone into half time

[Han @arealtattoo]

Goalkeepers are the drummers of soccer.

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time