Owen Glendower

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

When I get extremely mad, I can't help myself and speak Welsh. I just can't find the same emotions and words in English. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

Whenever you try to be nice and split something evenly among people, someone will always complain. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

If I had a dollar for every time I kicked King Henry's butt, I would have 3 dollars... not much but still. When will he attack next? #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

With my amazing singing and harp playing skills, I think I should be nominated for a Grammy. My daughter and I can perform a duet #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

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When you are stuck translating lovey-dovey messages between your daughter and her husband. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

@landothegreat1 The last thing you need is a love potion instead, a potion to compose ballads. Ballads are better than tree carvings #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

Maybe I can use these #CyberMonday deals to get my son-in-law an English to Welsh dictionary #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

@SpurringHotness If I gave you a magic potion, you would probably break the bottle trying to open it. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

I want to make a shout-out to The Dark Lord, from one powerful wizard to another. I can train you, but first send me a Dementor. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

Hamlet, as you know I can summon spirits. If you want to talk with your father just let me know. I can set up a father-son reunion. #UTK206

[Owen Glendower @arealwizard]

Since I do many great things, my first tweet will probably make the earth trembled and some shepherds will lose their goats. #sorry #UTK206