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the face of the group chat

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

@radiohead I had a massive fart after a curry last night and it had more musical talent than you

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@HalalCarpets @elonmusk wind your neck in speccy

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who the fuck asked

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

My coworker texted me on Teams:

“First deadline is very close. Email me immediately.”

There was no deadline.
There was no email.

That was a code.

“First deadline” means: Boss is approaching.
“Email” means: Stop what you’re doing. You’re being monitored.
“Excel” means: You’re safe.

My coworker mentioned “first deadline” and “email” on Teams.

I didn’t ask questions.
I didn’t text back.

I just closed all the open tabs on Chrome.

Then, right in front of my desk, there was my boss asking about a project report.

I had already submitted it, so he went back to open it from his side.

My coworker stared at me from the far end of the office. Then typed Excel.

When we met in the parking lot at the end of the day, he said quietly:

“Boss suspected you were not working and headed straight to your desk.”

He drove home without adding another word.

Neither did I.

Saving a coworker from a bad situation is better than being loyal to a boss.

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

Chris Wilder is still a prick

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

prick

[Sheffield United @SheffieldUnited]

Chris Wilder. ����

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@amsoil_cody @deadpeopleshlt You're massive pal

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@ChrisBa33648572 @AlexMiller91 good one 👍

[nathan @HalalCarpets]

@footballfights @syptweet

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@HalalCarpets ong

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@HalalCarpets @elonmusk Av im

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👍😀👍

[Sheffield United @SheffieldUnited]

Defeat at Oakwell.

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

@swfc Pump it up

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

@swfc PUMP IT UP

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

@swfc Pump it up

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

@swfc Into em you wednesday bastards

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

Boing boing

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

📞🛜 He's back and he's all ours!

#swfc

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

http://t.co/KJKTIPIgrO

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

#ENGICE

[al🦉 @ARedfe50]

mushrooms. cheers 👍

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Take your head for a shit

[Carly Johnson @carlyjohnson123]

Chips and mash is criminal

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@swfc