Arela

[Arela @arelatweets]

sirens are the original booby traps

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i swear some people sneeze on purpose so they can get a blessing

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A lot of men smell like this. I’ve been trying to place the scent and this is extremely close

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@centiepede that’s what my dog does

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just told my mom im gay over a glass of whiskey

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walking on my broken ankle as i stare god directly in the eye

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my friend just told me one time in court he said “that’s what she said” to the judge

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i hate brown noise sue me

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livin the dream but it’s a bad one

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i’m just evil i can’t hellpit

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working at a restaurant is literally exactly like those papa’s games from coolmathgames

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just made a shitty little (bunny ear reminiscent) hat

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today is my 22nd birthday on the 22nd of 2022

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#lost in hobby lobby rn

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@0piyummy 🪄

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I love mowing grass. I would even venture to say it’s my passion, my calling if you will.

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just saw a man down by the river flexing his pecs to country music on the speaker

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Just found a pink inchworm on my shoulder #pinkinchworm

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hello i’ll have the chicken livers and one large cottage cheese and a baked squash for the wife and one chicken strip for the child please