Ares

Hey. I'm the god of war, violence and bloodshed. I don't really care who's winning as long as there's a good fight.

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@Kingof_Riches66 @FirstFeminist33 @BasedBlacksmith that's the worst retort I've heard since... Uh... Hera yelled about the dead cow

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@Kingof_Riches66 @FirstFeminist33 @BasedBlacksmith of hell...

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 EXCUSES you know I'm actually the sexiest man on earth. Forget Adam Levine #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@Kingof_Riches66 @FirstFeminist33 @BasedBlacksmith you're already there.

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 I guess I don't have to do my job today because you're DOING SUCH A GREAT job at it. Thanks! #ujustgotburned #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@Kingof_Riches66 @FirstFeminist33 @BasedBlacksmith I would still be gorgeous. You can't tie that away from me #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 @Kingof_Riches66 at least I didn't get thrown off Olympus @BasedBlacksmith

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 it's a little more difficult than untangling headphones #firstworldproblems #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 at least I could keep a heifer safe #arguswuzbogus

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@Kingof_Riches66 you wouldn't know because you're stuck in the underworld

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@FirstFeminist33 when you're queen of the gods but can't untie ur headphones

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@jovial_dionysus she's almost as pretty as @prettiestgds @_xxaphroditexx_ #watmyth15

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@IXAthenaXI @BasedBlacksmith I agree. That fall must've really taken a toll on you. #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@prettiestgds Now you should all be voting for Aphrodite!!! *cough cough* #watmyth15

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@BasedBlacksmith @get_a_prenup WOAH let's not get into morals. #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@theforestnight Hey! What else am I supposed to do on world peace day?! #dontjudge #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@ixathenaxi Zeus sent me to an anger management center on Crete. Then he realized #ucanttamethis #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

@theforestnight I'm with you on that. Greek, English, a few others. I also also know 637 different battle cries. #watmyth15

[Ares @ares_war_gd]

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Who else is getting pumped for the fight on @espn in three days!!! Can't wait. I mean it would be better to the death, but still.