Ares || buddie-brained

multifandom // he/they // 25+ ~ non rompetemi il cazzo con i drama di merda, che vi blocco subito ~ buddie, but also everything else ~ multifandom pinball

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

I tell myself: You can't be shit

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Only Israel can invade, occupy and bomb 3 different countries simultaneously — Palestine, Lebanon and Syria — and still have Western media portray it as the victim.

[𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 💥🦅 @getrich332]

Autistic people do not typically experience this type of competitive, ego-driven jealousy.
When you add ADHD to the mix someone care deeply but struggle with the executive functioning required to show it consistently...

[Marti 🪴🪴 @ddisgustata]

non avevo mai visto questo post boh mi fa ridere, la foto di simone e manuel al museo degli animali morti CON QUELLA FRASE

[#MAYRAVIWEEK2026 ⭐️ @ibytames]

excited for the inevitable eddie being able to get theo to drop an attitude about something when buck couldn’t and buck asking how he did that and eddie’s like :) i’ve had practice with someone a lot like him :)

[La contrabbandiera (di pesto)🌈 @robooootbooolat]

ma la magia di quella notte, come spesso succede nella vita, non l'ho più ritrovata

❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨

[mel 🤍 @melloves__]

por favor tengo una sonrisa de pelotuda que no me lo quita nadie

[JJ 🖋️ | gayboymaxxing @frawg_spawn]

'Platonic' sex just got complicated 😎

[lauretta ✎ᝰ🌙; @LuuAck]

da quanto tempo non guardavo questo video dio non sapete proprio quanto mi mancano non lo potete immaginare

[Echo ✨ @EchoesOf911]

#whoremembers

[Bek @queerenough214]

This is maybe gonna get me cancelled, but; sometimes, when I see a fic AU with a great premise but execution that doesn’t scratch MY specific itches, I’ll take a stab at writing a version that gives me what I want. Not bc I think that I can do better, but bc MORE CAKE1/2

[dalia☕️ @softestbuckley]

“but baby if you say you want me to stay, I’ll change my mind” SOBBING ????

[amy | they/theddie theyaz truther! @browneyesdiaz]

the way this is the most buddie song to ever buddie ever in buddie history

[evann @evanBlmao]

prettiest smile that’s ever graced the earth

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

If generative AI vanished from the world I legitimately would not notice until someone told me, nothing about my life would change, at all. And if you think I'm implying that this makes me superior to people who now rely on AI for everything, it's because it does.

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

One of the hardest lessons I'm still learning is that you don't necessarily get rewarded for effort. As an Autistic and ADHD person who spent the first 20 years of my life undiagnosed, I would always give 110% and wonder why there were people more "successful" than me who didn't need to put in the same amount of effort. Which leads me to the other big lesson life isn't fair. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one.

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My office got fake plants. I was put in charge of "maintaining" them.

They're PLASTIC.

Week 2, coworker: The plants look great! What's your secret?

Me: They're fake.

Coworker: Still! You have a gift!

Week 4, EVERYONE was complimenting the plants.

Me: They're literally plastic!

Boss: Your humility is refreshing!

Month 2, I was promoted to "Office Plant Wellness Coordinator."

With a RAISE.

Me: For FAKE plants?!

Boss: You've created a calming environment!

Me: By dusting plastic?!

Boss: However you do it, keep it up!

Month 4, other departments requested my "expertise."

Department Head: Can you consult on our plant situation?

Me: They're fake. Just dust them.

Head: writing notes, "Just dust them." Brilliant!

Paid me ¥50,000 for that advice.

Month 6, I was SPEAKING at a conference.

"Sustainable Office Greenery Solutions"

Me: They're fake plants. You dust them once a week.

Audience: applause

Someone: What about REAL plants?

Me: Too complicated. Stick with fake.

Audience: standing ovation

Month 8, I wrote a BOOK.

"The Fake Plant Method: Low Maintenance, High Impact"

Publisher: This is genius satire!

Me: It's not satire. It's instructions for dusting.

Publisher: Even BETTER!

Sold 60,000 copies.

Month 10, I'm on TV.

Host: You've revolutionized office environments!

Me: I dust plastic plants.

Host: So inspirational!

Me: That's not..

Host: Tell us about your JOURNEY!

Me: I was assigned fake plants and told to maintain them!

Host: From humble beginnings to plant guru! Amazing!

Present day, I make ¥4 million/month.

From fake plants.

Have a TEAM now. We consult for offices across Tokyo.

Client: How often should we rotate them?

Me: They're FAKE. They don't need sun!

Client: *writing* "Rotate monthly for even aesthetic distribution."

Me: That's not what I...

Client: You're a genius!

I've stopped correcting people.

The fake plant empire is too big now.

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

Neurodivergent people often crave clarity because we grew up navigating invisible rules that everyone else seemed to understand instinctively. Clear expectations feel like safety when ambiguity has always carried consequences.