professional grass-toucher

delicate ecopouf | Chicago's #1 Moody Blues fan | doctoral psych student | pfp by hundredninetybands on ig

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

It's always a special moment when you can tell you're living in a top ten twitter moment in history 🥹

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

The spookiest thing this Halloween is how many cover letters I'm writing

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

Get this abuser off my team

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend

Omg 😬😬

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

Give him a lifetime contract immediately

[William Contreras @Wcontreras42]

OK @BREWERS FAMILY…. READ THIS THEN LOCK IN @PlayersTribune
https://t.co/ATHkLfDYai

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL PROUD NATION OF MILWAUKEE

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. https://t.co/Ij21tkb3qT

[ND (with the "upmost" respect) 🏁 @nathand_12]

you watch Jackson Chourio play in October and you immediately have the answer to the question “what if prime Babe Ruth was 22 years old and Venezuelan”

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

doing my part by liking my friends overwatch tweets even though I have no idea what they are talking about, just trying to help get a banger off

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

I'm doing the brand new chanel$ challenge where I try to listen to brand new chanel$ as many times as I can each day

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

Why am I getting so many scientology ads even with them blocked on here 😭😭

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

@sadfairyffs Join me in having the internal spirit of a 55 y/o man

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

it's my last time hanging out with my friends before we move across the country I better go on twitter to check in on love island

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

People you went to college with love moving to Chicago years after you did and then lifestylemogging you instantly

[Evil Matt LaFleur @EvilMattLaFleur]

Build the Statue

[professional grass-toucher @arespectfuluser]

Commuting in business casual when it's 80+ outside might be the 10th circle of hell

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Your AI slop bores us

@ticketmaster

[spider-faith @sadfairyffs]

this is a beautiful approach to learning!!!! everyone needs to start trying to tackle difficult material instead of giving up or asking for everything to be simplified and spoon fed to them!!!