Alyssa Jones

You could be nicer.

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

everyone else goes into a tailspin for a few weeks every time their feelings get hurt even a little, right?
That’s all of us, right?

[Joshua Tree NPS @JoshuaTreeNPS]

Today’s tea:
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) ( ( ( (
_(_____)_______)_____)____)_
\ Hiking off-trail doesn’t /
\ make you look cool / |
\ it makes you look /___|
\ lost /
\__________________/

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

Ya girl is back.

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

I drink so much raspberry iced tea my love handles could be the spokesperson for Brisk

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

Hey @Shawn_Booth, let us know how your pup likes the dog food #PetcoWindsor 🐶🐾❤️

[the water tower. @thewatertower]

#dailyalternativefact the petition to change the national anthem to "DONTTRUSTME" has been granted and the transition is well underway

[the water tower. @thewatertower]

#dailyalternativefact the snuggie was sent by god to establish if the human race was deserving of good things

[Vermont State Police @VTStatePolice]

Interstate 91 north at exit 27 in @NewportVT has been closed due to a #Maplesyrup spill. Fire dept is on-scene working on clean up.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hi everybody! Back to the original handle. Is this thing still on? Michelle and I are off on a quick vacation, then we’ll get back to work.

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

Even now, head held high, singing the national anthem 🇺🇸❤️ #ThanksObama

[Kid President @iamkidpresident]

Don't make growing up look sad.

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

I drink so much raspberry iced tea my love handles could be the spokesperson for Brisk

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

Once the Joe Biden memes end, so does this country

[Sally Kohn @sallykohn]

FYI saying that Trump stoked racial resentment and misogyny to win election isn't the same as saying all Trump voters are deliberate bigots

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

Let's be good humans. That's all. Please. Let's just be better humans. Demand decency from everyone you see out there. Hold your standards.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Guys, the #TrumpProtests aren't "riots." They're to assure a nervous planet Earth that we'll go against him if he tries something crazy.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Hey in all this mishigas I forgot we have the greatest president & First Lady of all time right now. Let's enjoy their wisdom & grace

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The taxes Drumpf loopholed out of paying is called STEALING - from schools, troops, cops, roads-that doesn't make u smart it makes u garbage

[Ralph Marston @ralphmarston]

You have a unique greatness. Your job is to figure out how to express it in the most positive, powerful and compelling way.