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m-m-m-moisturizing!

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

[joh @areyoujoh]

thinking about short rib fried rice but kind of inappropriately

[joh @areyoujoh]

i just wanna say i got this job btw

[joh @areyoujoh]

interviewer: how do you like to be lead?

me whispering: maybe gently? 🥹

[joh @areyoujoh]

“go ahead and take the last few minutes for yourself”

me:

[joh @areyoujoh]

just saw masc shaggy with femme scooby on a leash - i know they’re gonna get weird later

[joh @areyoujoh]

if anyone sees my ex can you please get my playstation I think about it at least once a day

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[joh @areyoujoh]

my cat knows i have anxiety so she won’t leave me alone but she’s getting her fur in my mouth and pressing buttons on my work computer and IT IS MAKING IT WORSE

[joh @areyoujoh]

TikTok only wants my hot girl night shit and idunno what to do with that rn

[joh @areyoujoh]

i need something weird with teezo touchdown and a full circle moment with jack white on act III though 🧍‍♀️

[joh @areyoujoh]

nobody can tell me that these 3 acts aren’t just stage practice and soft launching miss thang for act IV, BLUE her debut album.

[joh @areyoujoh]

me: wandering the house looking for my pen

my pen: wedged between my boobs wandering around with me

[joh @areyoujoh]

i can’t understand 70% of the words zak says i’m sorry

“howcanyoufinandidindadis know what im saying?” ….no baby i don’t

[joh @areyoujoh]

@killdeama yes pls

[joh @areyoujoh]

thinking about boom city rn 😞

[joh @areyoujoh]

i will never forgive myself for birthing Judah 15 minutes late. 😞 he was so close to sharing sailor moons birthday 😞 i wasn’t powerful enough ☹️

[joh @areyoujoh]

i’m gonna start saying “america sees you doing the bare minimum” @loveislandusa

[joh @areyoujoh]

what producer on love island has like a weird food fetish - why are we transferring milk and ketchup mouth to mouth every season for a challenge

[joh @areyoujoh]

this one was a hard watch

[joh @areyoujoh]

yay love island humiliation ritual opening

[joh @areyoujoh]

why are they in shipping containers