notsam

hey pea brain. you teleport?

[notsam @areyousam]

greek yogurt with pomegranates and honey

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Having hoes bouncing on my name is insane

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

@cup1dsboww this play is NOT about me

[notsam @areyousam]

@Poo_Crave vhbvguncdynvr

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Eugenia Cooney reveals her slim-thick transformation in new instagram post

[notsam @areyousam]

@Simon_Ingari retarded

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

everybody been mean asf to me lately i hope i die yall gon feel so bad

[Cripple A Batteries @cripple_a]

@quesadillaluvrr @JustaMinx @grok Grok just called you poor

[notsam @areyousam]

@damnidc__ she is making money off your replies. she has a blue check, you all are fucking idiots for falling for this bullshit

[mood @meishato]

lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you omg

[notsam @areyousam]

@sabotage_myself who?

[notsam @areyousam]

@ovr2lips im jealous, i hope every man that has touched me dies

[Ali👖 @crankycakess]

@mercurialmind__ @bog_VVitch Cause they can't handle being alone so they settle. My bff can't stand her husband but she doesn't want to be alone so she married him again. Her biggest fear since we were little was not having a husband so this is also her fifth time being married.

[notsam @areyousam]

@MichaelRealReed @DramaAlert i hate this app

[notsam @areyousam]

@ReddCinema this is a fetish

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

Passenger princess wearing a skirt without p*nties 🤝 driving bf who f*ngers her and r*bs her cl*t every chance he gets

[Professor Henry F. Trenches @tinylittlehomie]

@moviefan67 I’d like to “blow” their “minds” if you catch my meaning

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

fastest easiest painless way to kill myself

[notsam @areyousam]

@trogdoormike @Hollyjeeny @RoxyTall death is nowhere near as bad as rape, id rather you just kill me