Arthur

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I scored 0 points on HTML5 Flappy Bird. https://t.co/RUcCD81oes

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http://t.co/xVcpKzM9CA Every program on MTV could have been titled "Jackass".

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http://t.co/ZXCoUlz62m I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/hTgS7HzzLf I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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http://t.co/DCzJjnLWCn No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/rS18MeoiEU If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/HBbfr0NX According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.

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http://t.co/BG8G2QW3 Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks

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@RivendellStudio Our BH was the w/e before. Went to Myerscough Agric.Coll on the Sat and the Preston Caribbean Carnival on the Sun.

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@RivendellStudio Just got a 'Too Many Tweets' message. The image was a whale being lifted from the sea by eight birds. How ironic.

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@poppya90 Hi. If you love knitting Nanny W would love a tea cozy for Xmas. Something simple for a 13cms h x 8.5 cms w pot (+ handle + spout)

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@poppya90 Re homework - interesting site at http://bit.ly/QICkG

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Welcome Carri. We're just going out to plant beans. May faint with the excitement.

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Nice to know I'm being followed by Ziggi and Poppy. We went to the World of Glass in St Helens today - marvellous stuff. Well worth a visit.