Andrew Fraser

1968: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
2026: You're absolutely right, well spotted. I failed to open the door.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Accidentally shuffled on to this song in my archive. It's from 1987 and sums up exactly how I feel right now.

Save me, save me from tomorrow.
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools.
https://t.co/n13codZB6F

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Pirates supporters are confused.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 NEW: Players can now use an ‘X’ gesture to report racist abuse to referees at the World Cup.

Under the protocol, matches may be paused, suspended for 15 minutes, or abandoned if the abuse continues. @henrywinter

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@dlbeard @MarcusTibesar @AriaWestcott Roku and Fire TV streaming boxes use ACR.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@EzeOdigbo1 @AriaWestcott Because they don't have a camera?

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@MarcusTibesar @AriaWestcott You seem to think that streaming devices don't do this.

[Scoop 🐻 ☕️ @Rugby_Scoop]

NEXT UP:

This is how South African coaches will be answering questions from Irish Media….

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Idiocracy (2006)

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

As long as there are permanent members with vetoes the UNSC is a waste of time.

[Security Council Report @SCRtweets]

#UNSC Elections Results:

Five new members of the Security Council that will serve 2027-2028 term:

- Africa (@Zimbabwe_un)
- Asia-Pacific (@KyrgyzMissionUN)
- GRULAC (@TTUNMission)
- WEOG (@AustriaUN and @Portugal_UN)

For more information about the incoming members and their priorities read our latest research report on 2026 Security Council Elections.

📖 Read more: https://t.co/TRHPyL2hgb
📑 PDF: https://t.co/F9ooszNXRM

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@RobertP16751869 @RediTlhabi @POTUS @SecRubio You're an idiot, Robert. We know, stop demonstrating it.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@adamparsons @DalrympleWill Your 'nuance' is the evidence that you are a shill for the Israelis. Your morals are suspect.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Probably one of the most vacuous shitbirds in the entire journalism world, and without a lick of tv experience. In other words: of course Bari (surely counseled by fellow tech press has-been Nellie) picked this asshole

[Mandy Collins @CollinsMandy]

<dies of surprise> 🙄

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

"unwatchable, but I watched it"?

[Jim Henegan @1978Irish]

@DylanByers I watched 60 Minutes every week for 35 years. It has been unwatchable for 15 years.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@sundiamondshine @DylanByers

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@SBelleofAL @DylanByers sure. "regular"

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @Tiavor @cremieuxrecueil What's your counterfactual, oh superepidemiologist.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @cremieuxrecueil "You’d be so lucky as to get Covid in 2020 from a kid. In so much as kids even got it, if you got infected by them, which was equally as rare, you got a mild case and then were immune to that strain." Because the virus strain pre-selected based on the age of the patient. Okaaaay.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @cremieuxrecueil Sure. Of course, random anon account is an expert. Why would I doubt that?

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Zambian braking. All HMVs should be forced to stop for at least 20 minutes at Pietermaritzburg to ensure that their brakes have cooled.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

This has to be the most dangerous piece of highway in SA.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

A woman has been killed and several others injured in a multi-vehicle crash on the N3 between the Marianhill Toll Plaza and the Shongweni off-ramp, west of Durban. It is alleged that a truck travelling in the Durban-bound direction lost control and collided with a vehicle, causing it to overturn and triggering a chain-reaction crash involving several vehicles.

[Mouin Rabbani @MouinRabbani]

One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This...