Andrew Grey

[CrabbitWitch Reality Enjoyer @CrabbitW]

A second new cat has been announced 😻
I repeat A SECOND NEW CAT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

[Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen]

Motor oil is something most of us don't think about. Until there's a shortage of it, that is, and our economic engine seizes up and grinds to a halt. Many of the things we need for survival come by truck, and trucks need motor oil to work.

Today I'm going to remind everyone, once again, that this shortage is caused by Trump's war with Iran, and he started the war to distract us from the Epstein files.

[WarRoom Archives @WarRoomArchives]

Ambush?

[mario 🕊️ @LostSchemes]

the phrase Orlando Asian Mogger is absolutely living in my head rent free the last day bro I cannot escape him it’s frying me so bad

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Of course, that’s your contention.
You’re a first year looksmaxxer who just got into mogging.
Just finished watching some Clav clip, probably when he got brutally mogged by ASU frat president, and so naturally that’s what you will believe until next month, when you figure out jestermaxxing is actually the meta to rizz foids. That will last until you discover frame mogging and retardmaxxing. Then you’ll be in here regurgitating the HH in the club until your cortisol levels spike

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I'd like to wish all of my friends--and even my many enemies--a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

That’s fucking hilarious

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Before and after the dog park

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

"If you have signed up to membership of the revolutionary Bolshevik party based on Trotsky's erroneous email earlier today, I would urge you to cancel your direct debit."

[spankybackpack @spankybackpack]

BREAKING: Dobbin—the supernatural pantomime horse—has defected to Reform UK.

[Redd Legend @ReddLegend]

: The brilliance of Chris Hedges...

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

The art and the artist.

[Anthony Teasdale @AnthonyTeasdale]

Mad how "sunshine" in British English means "sunshine" and also "c*nt".

As in, "Listen here, sunshine"

[Bojan Pancevski @bopanc]

Dangerous moment for Ukraine and Europe.
Trump is essentially saying publicly and brutally what Biden said behind closed doors: the war is unwinnable on maximalist terms and there won’t be US security guarantees beyond arming Ukraine.
1. Zelensky went to the Oval to sign a deal that would open the path to a ceasefire without giving anything away. It’s a fig leaf for Trump to be able to say Ukraine will pay (like Mexico paid for the wall) for American help and it binds Ukraine closer to the U.S. at no cost whatsoever;
2. Trump is not proposing a demilitarisation of Ukraine and this is absolutely the key point;
3. Zelensky found himself in a very unfortunate situation but if he can’t manage a press conference with @JDVance how is he going to manage talks with Putin?
4.Zelensky telling Trump that Russia will come for him and essentially that Ukriane is fighting for the west really blew up the whole thing. Very few western leaders actually believe this as is evident from their actions;
5. Zelensky keeps saying Ukraine and US are "strategic partners" but to the US govt he is a supplicant and the war a distracting nuisance;
6. Trump spelled it out: you can have ceasefire before an agreement. Zelensky refusing a ceasefire because of non-existent guarantees is not a tenable strategy under the Trump
Admin;
7.. Zelensky could go to Florida to apologise in private. He can change tack or he can appoint someone to negotiate with Trump to avoid further tensions. I heard @BorisJohnson was mentioned in one brainstorming. @PM_ViktorOrban, the only European leader who’s got Trump on speed dial, could also be made to be useful.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

sorry for the interruption 😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m in tears why tf would he do that😭😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.