Alonzo Garbanzo

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[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@FreeRoamerUSA @LibertyPhysics @TracyGamble @SusieRav4 @atotheco Just to be clear, I have asked you and your little buddy to actually make a single argument by yourselves, and you have both run screaming every time.
Want some inaccuracies? Here you go. Make sure to read slow:
https://t.co/fr0S899QJN

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@CrillyNi @slimgriz @GBlibertarian @ChocChainring @GabrielVanca @plsitsnotme That's cute

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@lackingsaint I do not understand why anyone would listen to her of all people about politics. Bottles the mind.

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@2Brangen @CosmonautMarcus Mauler really thinks he is clever, doesn't he

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@FishFishiest1 @TheMentatMan @muamystery @azgothedefiler @icemavs Leviticus 18 and 20 disagree with you

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@Dee0342 @muamystery @azgothedefiler @icemavs Fuck that despicable cult, and fuck people who openly advocate for it

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@kevskins @DmoTraz @Babygravy9 So what if he is, I didn't vote for him

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@baxie71 @RansomPen @FoxNews Alleged by the reactionary right, so technically I guess

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@CODWarFighter @J_Blagden @IGN Tried to fix the mess by killing/not killing Chewbacca, bringing back Palpatine, making sure everyone knew Poe totally wasn't gay with a female love interest, creating a mcguffin for Rey to find, etc?

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@CathyLucre @GatorPats @ChuckCallesto Do you even know why these people are being indicted in the first place?

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@BoogerButtocks @M1K3Kraft @MattWalshBlog Wait till you learn about IVF and IUI

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@Isochronism @theserfstv @MattWalshBlog I chuckled. It's always good to dunk on fascists.

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@thebeersy @scrowder @AOC Chug! Chug! Chug!

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@Billybo60701293 @BrandanJR @scrowder @AOC Oh no! Not the pronouns!

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@copeandcheese I get that it is a joke, but I don't get the joke. So maybe I don't get that it is a joke, I don't know.

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@timeslip22 @JustJesca @jk_rowling @MForstater Look harder than not at all

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@FuckTERFs10 @DoomScrollingML @RightWingHoopoe Hmm, I didn't know Matt Walsh was Italian.

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@Tekno_Kot @remembrancermx @BetteMidler How many dictionary websites did you have to go through to find one that fit your narrative?

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@JJtheJordPlane @remembrancermx @BetteMidler Took two seconds to contradict that definition. https://t.co/IDjp2h2yMu

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@UniquelyHusky @kavalyadeva @M58Mike @jk_rowling Vaccines and abortion, those are the exact same thing

[Alonzo Garbanzo @ArGarBarGar]

@chris_nolan2 @MEMELOR03865168 @pdubz_762 @jk_rowling You are talking out of your ass