The Rum Tum Taurus

Progressive. Coastal. Not Elite according to my bank statements.

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@Ghannon313 @louise122884 @TerrieTinks @Radfemfuture Many books already do. Crack one.

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@MBTA You honestly do not care about how much your failures cost riders.

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@MBTA You going to reimburse my Amtrak ticket? I gave myself extra time and y’all STILL found a way to mess up the commute

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@not_tracer_120 @kristinsong3 @davidhogg111 What the actual hell is wrong with you

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@joannferg Manipulating weather? Are you sure you’re not just watching Fantasia again?

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@saintherons That being said, I highly encourage getting cats. We want more!

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@saintherons Travel. Our girls are HIGH maintenance and we basically have to pay someone to live in our place for one-two weeks to manage their needs (ie wants) and our (ie my) anxiety that every need is being met. Also when I’m trying to relax and I hear this

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The bar is subterranean

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

This is so embarrassing! I would’ve literally walked away🤢

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@XoBreannab @esteco2 The Countess will always try to salvage tense moments with food 🤣

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I’m going to be late for my job because the @mbta can’t do theirs

[MBTA @MBTA]

Red Line: Delays of about 15 minutes while personnel work to remove an earlier disabled train at Alewife from service.

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@MBTA How the hell is this happening twice in less than two hours

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Just watched the up escalator at Porter Station break down with a bunch of commuters on it. That’s 3/3 busted, yeah? @MBTA

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@chernobylurmom @KarmaAster @AbortionChat Here’s my question: why the fuck do you want a baby to live a short life in intense pain with no understanding of what’s happening just to satisfy your point in this argument? Because that is what you are doing. You are not pro-life. You are pro your fucking selfish agenda.

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@MDTomitsch @TotvsTvvsEgoSvm @AbortionChat That part

[jsher88888 @jsher88888]

During high school, I was a pizza delivery guy in Beverly Hills.

One night, late, I drove up into the canyon and rang a bell. Norman Lear answered the door. I recognized him and told him what a fan I was. I mentioned I was interested in writing for TV too. (Cont’d)

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@AngryBlackLady …WOW.

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Girl, shut up.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Phoebe Bridgers on Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras Tour’:

“Beatlemania and ‘Thriller’ have nothing on these shows.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Phoebe Bridgers on Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras Tour’:

“Beatlemania and ‘Thriller’ have nothing on these shows.”

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Goodnight Norman. Love you. Thanks for raising me.

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Oh honey