Amanda Lane

she/her/hers

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

“You aren’t from a dark planet, are you?”
“No.” Calvin shook his head firmly, though the beast couldn’t see him. “We’re—we’re shadowed. But we’re fighting the shadow.”
@MadeleineLEngle

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[Forsyth County Schools @FCSchoolsGA]

Mark your calendars for the first day of school on August 3!

[United Methodist News @UMNS]

The "Messy Church" model is helping the revitalization of Aldersgate #UMC in Augusta, Georgia. The starting point was a monthly interactive experience for kids and adults. @UMCdiscipleship has the story. https://t.co/uAdsfCzvA2

[el @vel19832026]

Excited to celebrate our anniversary later today in the Benz watching @ATLUTD take on Philly with @argarvin !

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“The purpose of life is to listen—to yourself, to your neighbor, to your world and to God and, when the time comes, to respond in as helpful a way as you can find . . . from within and without.”

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

Imagine getting up early, on your day off, to have a quiet morning to write your Pentecost sermon.

Now imaging writing this sermon with someone, who also woke up before 6:00, quietly making noises in your ear.

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

See my last tweet below this one….

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

“Can my mouth say every word?”

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

How is one 7 year old able to continuously make noise? 📢
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Asking for myself.

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

#beingtwoisfine
Bedtime is difficult when it’s @Lane_the_Dane‘s turn to put Will to bed.
Will’s prayer the other night:

Dear God, I want Mommy. I don’t want my Daddy. Amen.

#itsgoodtobewill

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

David: #SuperMarioBrosMovie was really good! It stayed pretty close to the game.

#thoughtsbydavid

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

@jameyprickett Beautiful. I’m preaching on the Good Samaritan in a few weeks and would love to use this prayer if that’s ok with you?

[X.PORN HUB XXX @jameyprickett]

When love is being asked of me, may love be what is shown.
God, be my refuge this week. Amen.

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

It’s 6:25 in the morning, on a Monday. The two year old is singing “Me!” by @taylorswift13

This feels like a win. 🏆
#beingtwoisfine #itsgoodtibewill

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

While children certainly need to learn about rules and consequences, they also need the staunch support of grown-ups who help them believe they can make it through.

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

Me: Will, is that your bagel on the floor?
Him: yes.
Me: Why is it on the floor?
Him: it sleeping.

#itsgoodtobewill

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

Tonight, I want to thank God for making the world so we can have things like Pokémon cards and refrigerators.
#thoughtsbydavid

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

Tonight he fell. Looked at me and said: “the floor did it.”
THEN said “tell the floor!” He expected me to discipline the floor.
So I said “floor, please don’t hurt Will.”
Will looked at the floor and yelled: “I AM WILL!”
#beingtwoisfine #itsgoodtobewill

[Amanda Lane @argarvin]

My new favorite thing the 2 year old does is blame inanimate objects. #beingtwoisfine

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

“It’s hard to convince people that a God they can’t see loves them when a church they can see doesn’t seem to like them.”

- John Alan Turner