Andrew Green

OH➡️WV➡️DC➡️NYC ~ Travel for work ~ Small town boy seeing the world

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Ok, this Spotify AI dj thing is super cool, but definitely doesn’t need to keep making me sad with these new songs. (But I kinda love it)

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

My favorite part of going to a waterpark is people watching all of the terrible parenting. Like, I promise you, you yelling at your kid for everyone to hear is more embarrassing than the tantrum they’re throwing. Wonder where they learned that from anyway?

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Ready for @kimpetras on the @TODAYshow 🥰

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Overheard a woman on the plane say “I just made $25,000 to interview a few people” and I’m just… what am I doing wrong?

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

My favorite part of New York so far is meeting random Internet personalities (some larger than other) and harassing them in the bars. They’re always nice and talk to me but maybe I should be less of a crazy fan 🧐

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Again I say, the only thing I really like about Texas, is Dairy Queen Texmex taco salad 😅

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

This Uber driver just told me “I can’t drive in New York, I have plates only in New Jersey”…….. what

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

@theone_desired You and Ryan should come visit when I get settled!

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Started packing for my move to New York City. This is probably the riskiest decision I’ve ever made, but I know it will be rewarding.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans vs. Democrats during the Speaker vote tonight.

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

@united how does a whole cart of bags get left in Newark? My flight that was pretty full tonight had only 5 checked bags make it. Add that on top of the hour and a half delay and that makes for a pretty rough travel day. Hope I get my suitcase back soon.

[(h) amren ✨️ @palendrome_x]

Da Pookyyyy 🖤

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

I swam with dolphins today. So, long story short is I peaked. It’s all downhill from here

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The Steelers have a bye this week

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

When Meghan Trainer said “if you don’t wanna waste your lotion”

[Andrew Green @argreen123]

Sometimes I have this weird ability to predict the future and I just wish I knew when that was gonna be ya know?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Just today, two top Republican candidates were exposed for (1) paying for an abortion despite being anti-choice with no exceptions and (2) overseeing a research team that killed puppies. These people aren't just bad people, they are comic book villains.

[kris wilderness 🦈 @KrisCooper4]

i don’t understand a “i hate my job” ass bitch. like girl, quit. literally do whatever you want. it’ll work out

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Couldn’t agree more, Rick. And if anyone else wants to read your plan to put Social Security and Medicare on the chopping block, they should go to https://t.co/xDudwYX85v.

Thanks for stopping by.

[🧡✨dreamthem✨💙 @gatx_negrx]

Class analysis vía if you thought Olive Garden was a fancy restaurant growing up