If you didn’t know before today, it has now been publicly confirmed that Kristi Noem has been having an affair with one of Trump’s (MARRIED) gross little minions. This is the only true fucking post on this account and it’s insane. That said, I retire and renounce the wretched SD.
In a recent interview, Jamie has indicated that as governor he would execute business in a similar way, sending an animatronic wolf to other states in his place so he can focus on the state. How epic!
BREAKING: Recent polls indicate that the voices are getting louder and louder I can’t fucking take it anymore please make them stop please please please #SoDakLife
Kristi Noem announced this evening that poop (feces,shit) is now legal in the state of South Dakota. Conpoopulations to all those whose voices are now being heard! Shit hard!!!