Dudeman Broguy

I enjoy the chaos of human competition.
Part-time desk jockey.
Purveyor of Fine Ideas.
Get weird. Stay fresh.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

Making a classic PB&J IDC what type of breads or spreads you choose or which order you apply them in, BUT, if you don’t wipe clean your spreading utensil or use a completely separate one when dipping into the 2nd jar, you are a lawless fucking savage & need to sort your shit out.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

Dude. Wipes.

#PaulWoodley

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

The steaks are enormous.

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

The fight feels far bigger than it has any right to be.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@_STD_ Yep. Best line all night, easy.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@ekc P4P “What if”

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@SeanSheehanBA O ₂ should be allowed and administered between rounds.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@arielhelwani No more fingerless gloves and jimmy johns shorts? MMA is dying?

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@SeanSheehanBA Mom: We have Hubbard and Pinchel at home.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@_STD_ @MikeJBknows We wish.. The UFC counts on the fans & media alike to spin their own heel and face yarn, sucking up all the air in the room. The UFC most definitely always operating financially first and with future negotiation leverages in mind.. and the deck is already stacked in their favor.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@MMARoasted The hands down and slip fight style is a total points multiplier.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@DA_NeilW Green still fighting in UFC at 40?

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@DA_NeilW Remember when he threw a dolly through a bus window?

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@SeanSheehanBA Diamond.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@francis_ngannou @mookiealexander This is a smokescreen. You’re fighting Fedor in Russia, aren’t you? #ufc #mma

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

Moreno. Happiness.

Nice.

#UFC263

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@NakedGambling Crazy lapse of killer instinct.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@high_light You mean that wasn’t a championship titlefight for “guys who I didn’t know prior to this evening”?

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@CrooklynMMA Uneventfully pedestrian is the nicest thing I can say.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@high_light This fight is so bad I’m signing up for Fight Pass, right now, just so I can rewatch and dissect Ngannou vs Lewis.

[Dudeman Broguy @argylebombs]

@BloodyElbow It’s so silly. Inflicting probable short term and potential long term physical damage is totally cool but gosh golly holy hecks if we hear a Bad word. Stupid mouse…