Arianna Ewing

corgis, coffee, and guacamole

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

@Reagan_Atwood @britt_bybee @Miranda_nicole4 you and you’re still wrong

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Cutting my head on a glass bearded dragon cage trying to find the cricket I dropped https://t.co/hj298tBm3T

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Why does brushing your teeth in a public bathroom feel like a competition on who can brush the longest

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Once, someone ordered a burrito with cream cheese https://t.co/hVOjsPJSbq

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

got an electric shock at work today and my hand was numb for a solid minute

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

also left the bike in a random ditch and ended up walking 2.5 more miles. I should not be allowed to travel anywhere by myself

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

walking across the highway, got whistled at by a suspicious group of men outside an abandoned k-mart, dripping blood from my reopened wound

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Biked 6 miles only to get lost on a highway, fell off the bike, dropped and shattered the screen protector on my phone, almost got ran over

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5

[polly darton @lainekchapman]

my body: WATER please I need it
me: you - you want iced coffee??

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

dropped my phone into the step master and pulled it out to find it covered in oil. A sign I should stop exercising.

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Mom: "how's college so far?"
Me: "I go to all the events for free food and t-shirts and then run away to my dorm"
Mom: "that's my girl"

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

I had @Miranda_nicole4 license in my wallet. You're welcome for the two week heart attack

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

HAPPY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY CHICA!! Love and miss your beautiful smile everyday and your contagious laughter. Keep shinning 🌞💕

[Arianna Ewing @ari_ewing]

Please take this short survey about sleep! https://t.co/KAKeESbORT

[E @erinntuckerr]

senior year has been the year of meeting ppl i wish i've known all of high school