Ari

Filling your life with thoughts that poop in my head #typo

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I’ve never seen an opponent take the lead on a 17-0 run against the Celts without the Celts calling a timeout but that’s what makes the Joe Mazz experience so unique.

[Ari @ari_wiener]

If you haven't seen the latest from @wearkizik you're missing out! Best hands-free shoes EVER! https://t.co/8GhvwkMuPO

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@woutmeitsmaca Deucemas?

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Only 2 eps in but yes we can do that

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Fran and I are watching it too!

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Don't they have non-glitter bath bombs?

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Haha that's what I meant! They also have good crispy eggplant

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Vegetable Garden?

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@JoshMalina https://t.co/dwqr84pBvl

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@EugeneMirman @rejectedjokes "You ever call the teacher mom..."

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@IMDb

[Ari @ari_wiener]

I keep singing about the law firm Greenberg & Bederman to the tune of Better Man by Pearl Jam

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@MrBenami @SInow Throat clear

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@zrewith @MrBenami @SInow Never!

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@MrBenami @SInow I think they are the team to beat...that was a brag as a Wizards fan

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@Wilco I recall you on the telephone
I recall when you get mad
I will still love you to death
And I won't ever forget how

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@bexin3 Excited to see us go 0-5?

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@paulscheer @adampally

[Ari @ari_wiener]

@CBSSportsNBA Mat mover during the halftime show