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roly poly little bat-faced girl

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dropping my double chocolate chunk insomnia cookie on my fat fuckin face as I balance my laptop on my stomach and watch Futurama

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Got screamed at by a resident at 6 AM today and all I could focus on was the apple dance playing on repeat in my head

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Taking revenge on residents who are mean to me by horking down garlic hummus and chips right before rounds

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Got a shot of cortisol in my ass today and my favorite part was the derm asking which cheek I wanted her to stick

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I just stared at a lightbulb for 15 seconds to not fall asleep in the nursery. Babies are boring!

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Two weeks into working in a hospital and my fav moments include:

Pt asking for a bite of my empanada in the ED

Describing an airway as a “tube” to a trauma surgeon

Crying in a bathroom after being grilled by a resident for 20 min straight about respiratory infections

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There’s something so evil about receiving emails from my school (that I currently pay tuition to) asking for donations. Something is veeeeery not right about that

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If You Are Unable to Control Your Pee Stream When You “Squat” on a Toilet, Please: Stop

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My dog almost died a couple days ago bc he ate a full leather shoe (it was still intact in his stomach after 24 hours) and is now famous at the vet ER for being the dog that did that

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I just remembered how I ate so much trail mix from July to December of last year that now when I see mixed nuts anywhere I feel like vomiting

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I belong here too

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Walking into my first medical conference blasting one direction through my headphones and wearing pants that are 2 sizes too big

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It has been working

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Instead of buying excedrin I’ve been taking 1000 mg of Tylenol and immediately chugging a redbull

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Sitting in this Starbucks that’s solely blasting Ringo’s solo stuff and Bob Marley

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@TheHungerGames @respected_loser u should watch this on ur bday this yEar

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It is also, evidently, making me believe in satan? I’m nauseous

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Uh ohhhhh neurology is making me start to believe in god………. Call the cops

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Listening to the succession soundtrack while I study to feel like an evil genius

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I thought I knew stress until I picked my mom up from the Newark airport at 10 pm on a weeknight

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Who’s lying 🤔 not me

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Telling my friends I’m happy then immediately listening to silver soul 4 times in a row