Kate Burton

Chronically online, history obsessed cat herder with a houseplant problem. Been to a museum lately?

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

I intend to add to this map until I run out of places or I break google maps. Let me know if I’m missing a cool thing in your area: https://t.co/ugVBGsm2Ga

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Look, I don’t want to delete this account because it holds so many good memories, but realistically I can’t use it anymore.

If you need me, I’m @ariadne_maze on Threads and @ariadnemaze.bsky.social on Bluesky. Come say hi 👋🏼

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

I bloody love Norwich. Had to squeeze past a table and said sorry for being the large lady and just got “omg girl, don’t worry - you do you.”

It’s truly a weird and wonderful city. It’s just a shame Dr B and I’s careers can’t thrive here.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

So I have GOT to know the logic IT has for not allowing us to format a USB stick on our work computers. My sympathy for how busy they are drops every time I learn of another new weirdness they’ve implemented.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Honestly one of my favourite pastimes with taxi drivers and random chatty men at pubs.

[madeline odent @oldenoughtosay]

a really Fun Thing to do if you, like me, are a white immigrant, is to interrupt people whinging about immigration and remind them that you are in fact an immigrant and then watch them try to avoid saying the quiet part out loud

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

I’m going to have to do this with Colchester Museums aren’t I?

[Emil Franchi @emil_franchi]

Stunning from @Beamish_Museum

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@KazMitch If it were any cat but my own I would suspect it

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

So we keep getting mystery tomatoes in the back garden. At first I thought it was a cheeky little neighbour enjoying things disappearing over the fence, but they’ve now started appearing in places way out of little hands’ aim. Bird gifts? They’re pretty hefty tomatoes though.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Man, that’s a BARGAIN.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Was your family more goose wall art or goose glassware during the 90s?

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@superpaddiepads It really is!

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Do you leave groups in WhatsApp when they go quiet or do you just leave them alone?

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@Michaelrt86 Doing well, enjoying the long weekend. :)

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

Some previous signage spotted there in years past, for reference.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

We have a pub on the High Street that whilst never dangerous has always had a cast of characters. They renovated and changed the name recently, but clearly the characters remain the same.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@Liberator_hen Now THAT is impressive.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

So, anyone had a trampoline appear in their garden yet? #StormLillian

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@_laras_world_ @PyramidHead76 Basically, he was young and in the East End at the same time, and left when they stopped: https://t.co/Ujb73PhNzN

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

My current favourite conspiracy theory has to be that Gandhi was actually Jack the Ripper. It surprisingly has some legs.

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

@smacula You would think!

[Kate Burton @ariadnemaze]

We’ve had to find a new curry takeaway as the usual has gotten an abysmal food safety rating. This one clearly got enough questions about which ones were spicy or not.