Ariana🥀

lost in the sauce like the chip broke.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

having a cat is great. every day i'm like
'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Sometimes I want to socialize, but I don't want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[Javier @jromerf]

No se a dónde me lleva la vida, pero voy con pelitos de gato en la ropa.

[fishious @fishquichee]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[naiive @naiivememe]

me returning to work after 2 refreshing days of grocery shopping, laundry and cleaning the house

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Company: "We're like a family here"

Me leaving to find a higher paying family

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffg” in cat form before

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now

[miia @miiagarro]

i love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late