ari

🇵🇷 | she/her :)

[ari @arianabreu_]

whoever thinking about me stop, i’m tired

[ari @arianabreu_]

“smells like peaches and roaches”

[ari @arianabreu_]

“welcome to freak o barrel it’s bird o’ clock”

[ari @arianabreu_]

“my grandma’s male centered”
paige: “grandma bird” 😭

[ari @arianabreu_]

amado (drunk) : “ari watch a movie with us ARI ARI ARIIII… okay you just got dropped down from my favorite now it’s paige” i ran upstairs and now all i hear is “where’s ari”😭

[ari @arianabreu_]

bring back the social distancing stickers that were on the floor, some of you bitches don’t know personal space.

[ari @arianabreu_]

*eating food at a restaurant*
me: “tell the chef i wanna give him a kiss on the forehead”
bianca: “tell the chef i wanna make love”

[ari @arianabreu_]

birds have been suicidal as fuck lately

[ari @arianabreu_]

“little does he know I HAVE A PUERTO RICAN IN MY CAR” -bianca

[ari @arianabreu_]

“the gorillas will see my lip combo” -bianca

[ari @arianabreu_]

someone has got to take AI away from skai jackson

[ari @arianabreu_]

“pickles and chamoy this pickles and chamoy that, you like pickles because you like DICK” -aj

[ari @arianabreu_]

i’m going to cry

[ari @arianabreu_]

i hate old people

[ari @arianabreu_]

“the way you were freaking out about the blood, like they were gonna be drinking it in the back” 😭

[ari @arianabreu_]

paige: yeah i came in late and i look chopped so everyone hates me

[ari @arianabreu_]

paige: fuck catching print, just grab it

[ari @arianabreu_]

*me saying i miss seeing bianca’s handwriting*
bianca: “i see posts that say i miss seeing my friend at school, i miss this i miss that. i miss asking you for the answers and you sending them to me” 😭😭

[ari @arianabreu_]

my mom was scared and thought my brothers gf was pregnant from an angle.. it was just her titties…

[ari @arianabreu_]

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[ari @arianabreu_]

i hate adulting cause what you mean i’ve been on the phone with insurance for over 30 minutes all because i had a different insurance almost 3 years ago that i NEVER used and my insurance is claiming they claim me when it’s been inactive since july of 2023🤔.. right