swagalicious

i am bitter and insufferable

[dan V @baarkz]

down bad at the club right now

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

"She doesn't want you dude"

But maybe she will when I'm good enough at Overwatch

[x__x @bpdsins]

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Fuck Chris Brown

[crawdaddie @crawdadddiee]

I just want to be TAN and TIPSY with a HOT DOG at a BASEBALL GAME

[❀ @deallium]

my biggest fantasy is for someone to tell me every thought they’ve ever had about me

[★ @fuitsnack]

just paid my credit card bill

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

attention seekers be like yes my birthday is in september

[Sianni @SIANNILAURENT]

I be like “I needed this” and it’s just me drinking a matcha

[beet juice @karenzolll]

can I come over and leave my hair strands all over the place

[Jhay @jhayusb]

me if you even care

[໊ @wynrosei]

i love people who put trash in their pockets until they find a trash can 🫶🫶🫶

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming