Jared Arias

Beardown

[Jason Lee @jasonjosephlee]

Newport Beach didn’t deserve that BS last night

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅 @Girlpatriot1974]

Welcome to The Land of the Free!
🇺🇸🌏
God Bless America. 🙏

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

"If you want to hate our country, turn on the news.
If you want to love our country, drive across it."

Inject it into my veins.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

‘Welcome to the Land of the Free’ is THE song of 2026. And even with six months to go, this one won’t be surpassed. 🇺🇸

[Pulaski Wallpaper @Pulaxki]

Any lip readers out there?

[David Jones @iPopEditor]

I keep seeing Europeans complaining that Americans don’t understand the rules of soccer. Fair enough.

But when you discover our version of football, don’t be asking us “What is a catch?”

Because frankly, we don’t know either.

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Trump has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and revoke the visas and deport the whole VAR crew

[Darius Rucker @dariusrucker]

LETS FRIGGIN GO!!!!!!!!!

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

This is a legal hit in football

so excuse us if we don’t understand why accidentally stepping on an ankle gets a suspension

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

NO OFFENSE BUT THE RULES OF SOCCER ARE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

SOMEONE INVESTIGATE THIS MAN! After Florian Balogun got a red card last night, the Americans started looking into the ref that gave him the card.

And we found that Rafael Claus here has some skeletons in his closet 👀

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Hey @FIFAcom where was VAR on this?!

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Punctuation and Spelling in this tweet

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

The Toronto Raptors are sending Brandon Ingram, Dick, picks to the LA Clippers for Kawhi Leonard.

MASSIVE. Wow.

[Ryan Yousefi @RyanRYousefi]

We really lived long enough to see @KingJames become the old man version of himself in this iconic 20-year-old @Nike ad campaign.

And somehow he's STILL playing basketball at an insanely high level. 🐐

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

She almost triggered BLM 2.0 just with her Index Finger