Like yeah no shit a child is gonna tweak when they see a giant wolf (?) head coming towards them, I was pissing my pants hiding behind display office furniture thinking this guy was surely going to eat me
Trust I’m not looking at you from across the bar, I’m fixated on Rihanna in the S&M music video playing above your head on the tv. that’s why my mouth is hanging open
Every time I go through security at the airport I’m reminded of the time I was going to visit my uncle and was bringing him a ziploc bag of my grandma’s ashes and TSA had to take a sample of her to test for explosives/drugs
You can make fun of me as much as you want for looking up every question ever on the internet but one day I will know everything and then we’ll see who’s laughing