Ariel Kagan

An African lost in North America, joke slinger, performer, graphic designer & down right handsome.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Share the Amazon link to the tripod you bought to film your videos complaining about wage inequality and systemic issues.

[Nick Beaton @Nick_Beaton]

Being a comedian is a lot easier than people think. Write jokes you like. Don’t TRY to be edgy or safe. This has been my fuck you talk.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

#Messi leaving Barcelona is like LeBron leaving the Cavs. Just for context to my North American friends.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Can't tell if my shoulder injury is tennis related or because in 32 and sleeping on a fouton.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Last night I had a sex dream about #Ellen. She was mean. But I liked it.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Male approach to sex.
*Seeks Validation*
*Gets Validation*
HOW CAN YOU VALIDATE ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

I just watched 2 guys go to handshake. Regret the idea pull their hands back, get socially awkward and hug instead.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

1 week in to being 32 and I've done deaf in one ear. I see my 30's are continuing the work of my 20's.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Remember your feelings are your own responsibility. Unless it's offended. Then it's whatever comedian is to blame.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Me "Please can we pick a channel to communicate through'
Friend commuincates... Texts, instagram DM, facebook messenger, tweets, WhatsApp message, hand written letters, carrier pigeon...
Friend "You're such a bad communicator"

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Nobody "..."
Me "You know what I think..."
Everybody "Nobody silence speaks volumes"

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Covid must be really bumming out all you "Live like there's no tomorrow" types.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

The male comedic brain "How do I bring my rational and emotional understanding of the world in a humorous way to an audience so we can connect?"

Brain "Dick jokes"

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

I often ask for someone to come into my life to help me get it together but the minute I hear advice in my head I'm saying "Shut the fuck up."

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Oh I'm petty. I don't want my enemies to have a bad life but if they could stub their toe everyday that would be enough.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

You won't wear a mask for a few minutes but you'll cover up who are for years

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Are orgies allowed in stage 3? Asking for a friend. And another friend. Oh and the friend that likes masks.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

Dating during covid is probably bringing the Louis CK out in all of us.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

If you're not stabbing people with a trident during your "purge of social media followers"I think I speak for all of us when I say. No one cares.

[Ariel Kagan @arielkcomedy]

2019 goal to share more of my stand-up with people as I continue to grow. Last year thanks to @yukyuks I was able to showcase for festivals and over this week I will share clips from that… https://t.co/Vhp6UEzopc