ariel lachance

university of arkansas track & field alum #wps NY

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

so not ok w this

[Samantha Marks Tasman @SamanthaSMarks]

up late cause I saw a tweet that said 51 is divisible by 17 and I haven’t been able to sleep since don’t call don’t text

[Sara Phillips @Sara_JPhillips]

I like wearing a mask, no grown man has asked me to smile in months.

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

“Gas tank on E, but all dranks on me”
-a proverb

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if you live close to your family never take that for granted because I would not wish being at the airport during any major US holiday on my worst enemy

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

I was training arms in the gym today and this dude came up to me and said “focus on them glutes baby, nobody likes a girl with jacked arms”
Don’t worry baby I don’t like you either

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

me arriving 30 min late to work:

my manager: you need to start leaving your house 30 mins earlier

me arriving to work 30 mins late the next day:

My manager: .......................

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

“are you sure you won’t fall asleep??”

me: yeah i’ll be fine

also me 4 minutes into the movie: https://t.co/vAuU0NfwwH

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

When the guy you’re just about to get over texts you “heyyy”

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

Fayetteville traffic is so bad I literally just programmed a week of training driving on wedington

[kalpa @kalpa11]

All 2 minutes are worth the watch

[Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia]

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

[James @CaucasianJames]

dudes walk around with a jug of water like they’re about to dig holes at camp green lake with stanley yelnats

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I need a nap and a hug and maybe like 20 bucks

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

nobody tells you this but having a job where you have to be nice to people is exhausting

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Please quit saying “men are trash” it’s getting old. And not all men are trash. For example, I am so many other things like “useless” and “illiterate”

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[ariel lachance @ariellachance]

@SamMarksGC omg hbd lil taco