Arielle Whitaker

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I’m putting the 3 people that use my HBO account as dependents on my taxes.

[trish @ultragloss]

i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did

[Sok-It @javasok]

Ah yes the holy Trinity (1 beverage for hydration, 1 beverage for fun, 1 beverage for energy)

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Fin @gofinurself]

Mermaid man and barnacle boy driving the invisible boatmobile

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

How do I recreate the magic feeling of being 10 and logging onto club penguin

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

They need to start selling TUMS at bars

[Inés @inesferhumi]

???? Why did i think i would remember what this meant

[samantha @milkygoddess]

nothing i love more than being snug as a bug

[Arielle Whitaker @arielleWhitaker]

Me! Every! Fricken! Night!

[Arielle Whitaker @arielleWhitaker]

I know I smoked a lil too much when I start saying things like “geez louise” instead of “what the ACTUAL fuck”

[Arielle Whitaker @arielleWhitaker]

Anyone else think it’s so funny that Matthew perry is the grown up version of Zac Efron in 17 again

[Irena Buzarewicz @IrenaBuzarewicz]

It's the cat's birthday

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.