Arielle Lambert

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

@breannaLeehall So annoying but educational and Henry loves him so I manage😂

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

It bothers me way more than it should that the Blippi "motorcycle" episode is actually a dirt bike. Stop calling it a motorcycle, Blippi.

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

My patience level as a lone parent while Nathan is at work, with a toddler, while 36 weeks pregnant is less than this🤏🏻

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

Ever since they installed 5G towers, cell signal is absolute garbage everywhere

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

@kristinaennis @brittanyanneh_ @CanadasLifeline @bmadorevocm The mobile donation unit only goes as far west as Springdale

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

@SSaundys We have a night light to try out tonight! We'll have to try glow sticks and stuff! He's afraid the power is going to go out while he's alone in his room now I guess, sin!

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

My 2 year old experienced his first power outage during the hurricane yesterday. Now he's traumatized and afraid of the dark so that's a fun turn of events..

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

Henry was in his room while me and Nathan were in the living room so I called out to him
Me: Henry! Are you alive?
Henry: nooooo!!
Me: OK cool

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

To the manufacturers of children's clothing: what the fuck is the purpose of FAKE drawstrings on pants. If you're going to put them there then make them functional?!

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

My child LOVES Rocky from Paw Patrol. Have you ever tried getting ANYTHING with Rocky on it? Or Zuma? @Nickelodeon what the fuck was the point of creating 6 dogs if you don't include 2 of them in anything?!

[TAM ❁ @maloneytamara]

Can’t wait to see pics of all the little kiddos with backpacks on bigger than them🥹🎒

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

Buying Paw Patrol sheets for Henry's bed and I'd just like to know what everyone has against Rocky and Zuma

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

@brittanyanneh_ ALWAYS take the nap! Is that even a question

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

I asked my 2 year old if he wanted a yogurt or a brownie and he chose the yogurt so I'm not sure who owns him but I'm not mad (more brownie for me)

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

When does looking at your online banking stop making you want to kill yourself? Asking for a friend

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

Every time I order a breakfast sandwich with no egg, they ask if I still want cheese.. are egg and cheese suddenly interchangeable?

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

Starting to wonder if I've ever actually used a curling iron without burning myself

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

I just wanted one normal, enjoyable pregnancy but apparently I'm just meant to be miserable for 9 months

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

My baby turns 2 tomorrow. How did this happen

[Arielle Lambert @ariellejlambert]

So many patients being admitted but there's no room for them, yet the new hospital being built has even FEWER rooms/beds. Make it make sense