Ariel Morrison

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

@CodyMcDaddy Comfy seat

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

@NYCMayor Don’t lie to make yourself look better now that your mom can’t for you. You don’t have the city under control. You don’t have the respect you need to succeed. Keep pointing fingers mamas boy. Instead of whining you could’ve set up additional watch parties away from msg. You fraud

[Aaron 🇬🇭🇧🇪🇯🇵 @aar0n_nt]

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

Yesterday I found out a lot of guys have girlfriends that very much acted over the weekend that they didn’t.. idk man… just flabbergasted over here

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

How long was 50 Cent hanging like that just waiting

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

@Norzstradamus Oh I definitely give that man a belly laugh for sure 😂🙃

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

@Norzstradamus This got a laugh out of me

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

I thought it was just spooky season.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who sleep on their left side tend to have more nightmares

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bailey. She is a professional barkour athlete. Do not try this at home. 13/10

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Let’s go…. mountaineers!

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

Rogan pulled up on McGregor for the post-fight interview like

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

Build A Longer Table Not A Higher Fence.

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

Hahahahahhah well this is one way to put me in check

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Apparently, I part ways with many people in my view that just because you disagree strenuously with someone’s opinion, doesn't mean you should never again have a conversation with them.

[jony @john__hedrick]

they should make a morning after pill for people who eat $30 worth of dominos the night before

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

There's something about a small town. #Dexter

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

Never been so disappointed in the @Yankees rake boys or whatever they’re called not doing the YMCA during the 7th inning stretch

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

So, I know everyone's afraid of looking like a crazy person, but I can’t believe the new UFO report from the Pentagon isn't a bigger deal.

Our govt says there are crafts that "outstrip our arsenal by at least 100 years to 1,000 years at the moment” and we're like "meh..."

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Maybe every day should be Earth Day.

[Ariel Morrison @arielmorrison]

This is so incredibly adorable and reminds me of Kenya... but a girl loves a good steak.. plus I would never eat Kenya so win win? Or Michael Scott edition, “win, lose, win”

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

More of what Cows do when we’re not eating them.

https://t.co/cQtnjpRGg6