ariel

i’m a raven.

[ariel @arielplease]

You always charge the guy with the gun. With a knife, you run away. - The Irishman 😂😂😂

[ariel @arielplease]

I’m moving up the leaderboard on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective for learning languages. Join me? https://t.co/qrAxWWXyVk

[ariel @arielplease]

Theater in Brooklyn located with 70mm projector. Hipster level: 2,000

[ariel @arielplease]

@PegStewartBerg1 Ooh thank you for the recommendations. I had tinder swindler on my queue, and it’s on deck now. 👌🏻

[ariel @arielplease]

@PegStewartBerg1 Do tell. I’m on a documentary kick.

[ariel @arielplease]

@PegStewartBerg1 Wow. People, not oriole. You know what I meant. 👌🏻

[ariel @arielplease]

Absolutely no one:

Me: Flipping the fuck out because I saw my hometown on the Heaven’s Gate doc.

[ariel @arielplease]

@PegStewartBerg1 Absolutely wild. I feel for those oriole’s families so much.

[ariel @arielplease]

Big hugs to Bruce Willis and his family. You’re a stud, Bruce, and we adore you no matter what. #yippikiyay ♥️♥️♥️

[ariel @arielplease]

Remember that Office skit on the Emmys years ago where Kim Kardashian appeared making fun of herself for not being able to understand the word “job,” but now she’s telling people to get off their ass and work lmao.

[ariel @arielplease]

I’m on a 250 day streak learning Italian on Duolingo! Join me? https://t.co/NqqDqG5UCb

[ariel @arielplease]

I love the part in #KingRichard when he tells the girls to spell “civilization” when the nosy lady calls CPS on them because it’s like what? But i also weirdly get why that should settle the matter.

[ariel @arielplease]

@donaldglover @Steve_G_Lover Hell yeah, my brother was the funniest person I’ve ever known. Brothers will roast you like no one else. 💕

[New Jersey @NJGov]

STRUT UP 🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚

[ariel @arielplease]

I am dead at contestant Caitlyn’s story on @Jeopardy where she told Senator Kennedy to respect the order of the day and sit the f**k down until they started playing their recorders. 😂

[ariel @arielplease]

I just learned that Sean Young played Lous Einhorn. Mind blown. I had no idea.

[ariel @arielplease]

80’s kids are so smug that they got to grow up in a super dope decade and act like they’re the last ones to play outside. 90’s kids had better video games, and we still played outside. I had a kickass tree fort and didn’t have to suffer through Pong.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If you can, make your depression look like this street. Bleak and rainy but there’s music and art and even comedy hiding in its lonely cafes and you can use those to escape.

[ariel @arielplease]

@PegStewartBerg1 No. Way. I would have rather died on the trail than die of embarrassment like that.

[ariel @arielplease]

Some people are just sad scaly little snakes

[ariel @arielplease]

I saw this guy on tiktok saying how happy he was that he got up on Saturday and his kids were sleeping in and how he got that time to himself that he’d normally have to take care of the kids. And I’m like…omg that’s every morning for me without children. I’ve cracked the code