Taylor Patterson

former child actor it’s not my fault i’m like this

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

Whomst do I need to fellate to in order to greenlight another National Treasure?

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@speechboy71 Girl what

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@MacDaGoat7 @lilimicheletalk Girl what

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@LilySunday @lilimicheletalk Weird

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@towbar111 @lilimicheletalk This is such an embarrassing take omg

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Knicks going to the finals after 27 years and Netanyahu in the hospital, God is good

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I swear to God if RFK comes for my Vyvanse and Wellbutrin it’s gonna be up and stuck in this bitch

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Ben Yoel @Ben_Yoel]

Putting Gary Cohen in the cuck chair on live TV is diabolical.

[yomally @_Yomally]

missionary so we can discuss the yankees rotation.

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@spooky_JL all the more reason to stay in the city’s public school system 😘

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@girlfromsouthie @spooky_JL loud and wrong actually

[meghan @shehasfreckles]

if he’s not feeling me up behind homeplate at a 1:00pm game on live television.. then quite frankly? i don’t want it.

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@elizabethbelsky my absolute garbage ex was from the same town in Indiana and a Juilliard drama grad and he was mediocre at best after four years of training so I’m going to say Adam was a fluke and/or alien

[Señor Bodega @Bodega_Papi]

Living in NYC and being against taking public transportation is so brain dead.

[ANW Barl Box @Atom_Kane_]

Dating anyone in nyc who won't take mta is insane delete them now they are a bad person

[bad bunny fan @yankspilled]

i really wish my interest in the yankees was fake but unfortunately i am subject to their torture daily

[katie @katefeetie]

when a guy on the R train is screaming about killing all white bitches and I’m a white bitch but the next R isn’t for 11 minutes and I get a $10 charge if I’m late for my workout class

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Y’all mind if a girl gets a little romantic about baseball?

[Taylor Patterson @arieltttaylor]

@BigEastBarroom good boi