:)

well here’s dessert, fuck you morty

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

took her to a rage room & she started hitting ME

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Realised I can threaten to kill others instead of threatening to kill myself.

[:) @arifababe]

5 years ago a guy sent me this.
He’s my husband now.

[:) @arifababe]

Islamophobic Parisians deserve the bed bugs! (Also worms too as an added bonus)

[:) @arifababe]

I hate that bitch eve polastri

[:) @arifababe]

@xMullaGirlx chaldish

[:) @arifababe]

@crypt1ck get gud

[:) @arifababe]

@crypt1ck 🙄

[:) @arifababe]

@xMullaGirlx LOL about time

[:) @arifababe]

@BernieSanders dm me pls x

[︎ad @gwoupy]

When you make a joke in front of
your psychologist & instead of
laughing, she starts writing it down

[$urf @nba_surf]

@hopemasina_sa my dads number is not even saved in my phone

[jo. @Jenniferosaaa]

I wanna buy him a gift & I’m not even his girl ?? Someone come punch me in my face

[:) @arifababe]

@og_shanee ok and?? who told your phone to die tf