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[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Me when the waiter asks who had the sizzlin fajitas

[anthony 🎃 @orvillesnovio]

this is my generations silver springs live

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Can I come over and do this

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel’s wings

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

i don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. i did everything right. i drank wine while i cooked. i had a hand towel over my shoulder. literally everything right

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

doing stand-up and saying "im just joking" after every joke

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

[ravn @mfnravn]

aye don’t ask me to go to a movie if you gonna be mad when i pull a cheesecake out my pocket

[nancy @d0gtired]

Feeling weird from my cookie based diet

[sabunny @mama_moons]

ur body isn't tea ur body is a monster energy drink

[toe, lover (that one friend) @carobunga]

I knew a guy that tore his ACL doing the stanky leg

[Left @AradiaArts]

Thinking about the water mushroom I wanna be in the water mushroom

[mau @rllydu]

im not addicted to twitter. i’m just a really good listener so i want to know what everyone has to say

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I call going one day without a mid afternoon nap “pulling an all dayer”