Erica Redinbaugh

Comparable to a Muppet, and the hands are usually sweaty.

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

My autistic 9 yr old client keeps telling me to check out his twitter feed, but won't tell me his username. #rude #igethehint #rbtlyfe

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

#appidea Search by song, it starts music released that month & works it's way to the future &/or past. Quote by: @Nat0sha88 #puregenius

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No need to get me an xmas present @smiller345, the fact that you admitted to using #gamefaq for LEGO Batman is a neverending gift.

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"They should invent a funnel cake dipped in glaze like donuts, & then powdered so the sugar actually sticks." #foodforthought @Nat0sha88

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What if you got background music but never told anyone bc they would think you were crazy & then die of a <3 attack bc the music got scary?

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"You scared me so bad that I committed suicide!" #thatmoment you admit the equivalence of pooping your pants in a video game. #ilovetoscream

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Starbucks needs to step up their game & sell pumpkin spice condoms. Flavored colored & scented. #thirsty #withwhip

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

Arrow... will you please stop working out so we can finish this mofo conversation? Said no one ever.

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

If Vegas has taught me anything it is that I need to invest in a pushup bra, & get into less spitting contests with strangers #titanicstyle

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

You don't know who Aziz Ansari is? He is that Indian comedian. Co-worker: Is he Harold and Kumar? ...yes dear, he is both Harold and Kumar.

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

I wonder if a sculptor from the past would be mortified that we are not putting clothes on their statues.

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Museums should share their items online for free. ISIS is coming to pull the ol' Library of Alexandria trick. #historyrepeatsitself

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

A tortilla. The cheaper and environmentally friendly "paper plate" that you can eat.

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When I get on the I-10 I feel like I am playing russian roulette meets mad max. It also rained... #lowodds #wishmeluck #loveyoumom

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https://t.co/Ll70KflJbu #thatkindanight #wtfruin2huh #ayo

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Painting the house with the mates. Edging is the now known as the new trimming. #spreadit #edgingallnight #trimbeforedging #livingonthedge

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#icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou is obviously a song about a couple going out Romeo & Juliet style. #foreveryoung #thisiknow #thirstyforkoolaid

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

If mill st. has taught me anything it is that I need sluttier clothes and to know less people. #bluemoon #rooftopdancing #ineedanothertattoo

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

When the barista double cups your drink bc things got messy I make it a point to give eye contact because they are probably great in bed.

[Erica Redinbaugh @arika0]

It is calming to lay down and feel your body sink in and settle from the activities experienced through the day. #soregasm #workhardplayhard