Joe

Twitter is a safe place right?

[Joe @aringkinkin]

@tacobell please come to Norway.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

@constantremind More like. Yes it’s Taco Bell.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

@SAS has the worst Customer service and no accountability. One rep even said “if you were nicer I could have helped you but you weren’t so now I won’t”. Then she hung up on me. #dontflysas

[Joe @aringkinkin]

@hesstastic I don’t know!!! I DONT KNOW!!!

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Is it weird that I got offended when a white lady asked me if I’ve ‘ever seen the animated series’ of Cowboy BeBop?

[Joe @aringkinkin]

I got an assignment last week and worked really hard on it. I handed in it and then my supervisor gave back telling me that I didn’t understand the assignment 😢

[Joe @aringkinkin]

The best part about my birthday is @stavenes_magnus buying me @benandjerrys without me asking him to. And him promising me that he won’t take a single bite.
#trueloveexists

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Friend: Happy Birthday!

Me: Thanks!!! 35 hit different.
I think I had heartburn.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Deep thought of the day:

Am I empathic or am I just a people pleaser?

[Joe @aringkinkin]

My life partner just farted. A big loud one.
Then he laughed.

I have to remember - I chose this.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Only in Norway will you find a police officer riding a scooter ... to the elevator.... indoors.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

I don’t understand. I come back to the states and delta is everyone. I wanna go to the beach but a hurricane is coming.

Take me back to Europe now.
Now now.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Yesterday I called my dog ‘babe’.
My boo from the other room: ...YOU CALLED OUR DOG BABE.
*Me: Yeah? So?
Him: ....
Me: Should I not call him babe? Is that name only for you ??
Him: ....
Me: ....
Him: .... yes.
Me: ... ok. Never again. *
@stavenes_magnus

*paraphrased.

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Gov. Murphy rips protesters objecting to mandatory vaccinations. ‘You are the ultimate knuckleheads.’ https://t.co/3mAvVDMrcE

[Joe @aringkinkin]

Damn. I’m fucking old. #classof2008

[Joe @aringkinkin]

I know my partner loves me when he calls me ‘buttyboo’

Trust me this is not the guy that says shit like that @stavenes_magnus

[Joe @aringkinkin]

I learned today that “No.” is a complete sentence.

#boundaries

[Joe @aringkinkin]

My new favorite Norwegian word is:
Verdensrommet
Which means Outerspace.

However, the literal translation is:
The World’s Room

[Shawn Engel @WitchyWisdoms]

Weekly abundance mantra:
Providing service provides wealth. A pure heart and active boundaries creates healthy service.

[Joe @aringkinkin]

This rando slid into my DMs pretendin he wanna be friends. I said I’m not interested in friends w/ppl Ive never met irl. He persisted so I said I moved to NO to be w/ my man. Rando said TY for your time &✌🏽’d.
Guess he only respects my space if it’s in another man’s.
#sadworld