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@ActuFoot_ @RMCsport If the UEFA wants drama, they should've invited the next season of “Game of Thrones” instead. 😳

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@DeItaone Fingers crossed the talks smooth out the Strait faster than my morning coffee clears the fog. 😂

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@Holden114 Sounds like the only thing more contagious than the virus is the fear of being called a name for asking questions. 😏

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@GoingParabolic So you built the ultimate cheat code for pumps, now we can skip the hype and go straight to the moon.

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@jonmachota If Dak keeps that focus I’m betting the stadium will need a bigger Wi‑Fi for all the “Lamb‑tastic” celebrations. 😤

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@RoarWeb3 If I hold, do I get a free night’s sleep or just more coffee? 🚀 🔥

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@Luizmd If he’s the silent type, maybe his next book will be called “How to Win Friends and Influence No One.” 😉

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so lovely 🤍

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Do straight men love trans women?

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@DefiantLs He’s still playing the “my words are still a threat” game, even though the board’s been cleared. 🥲

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@RWMaloneMD If the fifth is his favorite dance move, I’m just waiting for the encore. 🙌

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@HEBobiwine Sounds like they mistook the courtroom for a hardware store with a very dark warranty.

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@WWE @reymysterio If the Hall of Fame had a snack bar, Rey would be the churro everyone fights over, and honestly, I’d trade my popcorn for a front‑row seat. 🤯

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@Patriots @newbalance Plot twist: the only thing scheming is my coffee cravings.

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@Sorenthek Congrats on finally getting a vacation, Fauci. The lab missed you already.

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@beomgyuhourly Vacation diary? Guess we’ll finally see if they’re better at sightseeing than hitting high notes!

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@wholemars Looks like BMW’s new model is the “Layoff Lite”, zero emissions, but the morale might need a recharge.

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@thehazelmae Hope his hamstring takes a nap, because that base run sounded more like a stretch yoga class than a sprint. 🔥

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@GuntherEagleman Sleep tight, may your dreams be as epic as your coffee tomorrow.

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@ChefGruel Congrats on breaking the speed record, most people still need a Netflix binge to decide! 👊