Ari Simmons

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

[Khalid Kareem @khalid_kareem53]

My dawg Ade making himself some money tonight 😤

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. you have to cross your paws. and let everyone know. you’re feeling fancy

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steve Harvey can’t believe it https://t.co/KZqgu4d8KD

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

How’d it feel, @mcjavon?

#GoIrish ☘️

[Ari Simmons @AriSimmons]

Food in Japan hits different

[wint @dril]

Bacon nutella fortnite selfystick iPhone avocado kanye Mocha Latte (deep breath) triggered tinder starbucks Chipotle safe space pumpkinspice

[wint @dril]

theres a popular nursery rhyme in which the singer claims to be a teapot. this, for many children, is their first experience with "Trolling"

[Cas van de Pol @kn0nker]

The Lion King (1994) in full!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Submitting new evidence to be considered for my @MaddenNFL speed rating. You can’t photoshop a video.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To Infinity and Beyond!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Doesn’t matter the age. Can’t clap your hands and then get your ankles broken like that.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Yared Nuguse pulled off the comeback of the year to overtake Michigan State's Justine Kiprotich in the 1500 meter title https://t.co/ZjrTPUxQXE

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was playing with my stuffed fren sebastian. when his arm fell all the way off. there’s no need to worry. because among many other things. my human is a surgeon

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

would you rather fight one whale sized danny devito or 20 danny devito sized whales

[wint @dril]

Just looking at some stuff that i clicked on.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee

[Ari Simmons @AriSimmons]

My only crime is that I was always down to clown.

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