aris

chronically online since 2010 (she/her)

[aris @arisomatic]

saying ‘thank u,next’ is the konmari method but with people

[marble 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 @maribeIIa_]

I see it as do you wanna see my oozing puss-filled pimple with maybe even a little blood coming out or would you rather see a circular piece of bandage on my face. Be so serious

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

She tore

[aris @arisomatic]

@afterglowflor i have these shoes!! yes the strap goes on top!!

[Praise @tufpraise]

mind you this is also gender affirming surgery but when trans people do it suddenly we're the devil

[aris @arisomatic]

i think we can’t be friends is about the media and fans too

[moonlightlivevocals ꕤ @jensafetynet]

i wonder how many more songs she has to release like this before ppl stfu

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[aris @arisomatic]

:(

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

SEVENTEEN confirms that Mingyu, DK, Seungkwan, Vernon and Dino will enlist later this year. The group plans to reunite for a full group comeback in 2028 after all members complete their military service.

[aris @arisomatic]

no one knows how much this means to me

[gati ⍟ @youIovemelikexo]

Awww Noah Cyrus and Frankie Jonas got matching Ponyo tattoos 🥲

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Mfs calling this a difference of opinions LMAO

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

probably because you bombed their country and stole their oil

[aris @arisomatic]

@RealityBent i’m from the city this pic is allegedly from and i worked in a school - most of the kids have severe trauma and lack of parental guidance

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

European roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took all the developed vegan ube ice cream recipes in the middle of a heat wave after not sending me an Uber for our date

[aris @arisomatic]

yep that’s rockford

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[salaah @ruIe8am]

im so glad i was broke in 2020 cuz I would’ve definitely bought that strawberry dress

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How about we stop putting women against each other

[pun @punpunpunpun]

People from elementary school are still in my dreams at night man

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I struggle to imagine a scenario where a man with academic education (especially in highly valued fields like medicine, science or tech) would come online and say his blue collar wife with no degree is much smarter than him