Alissa Thee Italian

Getting out of Dodge. I hope some of you join me. (she/her)

➡️➡️➡️ 🦋arissarox | 🐳missalissa | 🐘missalissa

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

I've been on 🐦 for at least 15 years. I've made some great friendships and discovered incredible people. But X is not 🐦, and I need to peace out. I'm sad for what we used to have on here and what we've lost. I hope you'll find me elsewhere. Be well, friends. ♥️

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@StephenChast Oops, looks like I haven't been around long enough. So, whoever gets one first, you or me, can give it to her

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

I've been on 🐦 for at least 15 years. I've made some great friendships and discovered incredible people. But X is not 🐦, and I need to peace out. I'm sad for what we used to have on here and what we've lost. I hope you'll find me elsewhere. Be well, friends. ♥️

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@Moje_89 @EricNjiiru Did you watch the video? Because he had her head in his hands. Was she supposed to stop time? Is this the Matrix where she can manoeuvre from a bullet and unwanted kisses from men who are an inch from her face?

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@irishriley30 @Moje_89 @EricNjiiru He tweeted that he feels bad for Mason Greenwood. It's a serious question, unfortunately.

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@s8n Satan bro, I am definitely fucked. Can you line me up with a suite down there or something? My short, tatted ass is not giving up pork or the occasional glass of wine.

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@billy_btm @katheroony @suzPOV @MissCEWalker @TheBiancaFox First aid trained? 😂 You're trained in putting band-aids on booboos and ouchies? Well, anyone that can apply Neosporin MUST be an expert!

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@groove_sdc Don't know what she did recently but she already showed her ass a few years ago, so I am not surprised it's happening again.

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@QondiNtini Speaking sharp while looking sharp! She is slaying in that blazer 😍

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@MandyHa15058544 @bdk1521 A lot of people kept telling me I had to read it bc they thought of me while reading it (I'm Italian, as in mom's from there). Huge insult. I didn't even make it to her getting on a plane before DNFing.

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@ask_aubry Schools are doing great. Keep taking more shit out of the library and classrooms to "protect" children. It's working!

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@jocelynrache @BenRhimene @ask_aubry Oh god. 🤢

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

I should not have put a Dorito in my mouth before reading this #pieceofDoritoinmylungnow

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Imagine with your whole chest telling the world how bad you are at sex like this dude?

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@AlanNWhelan @bdk1521 I translated the verb "to muster" a lot that semester 😂

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@Bridget_Finish @TJ_onfire @BryanKemper Honey, stay tf out of Latin conversations unless you've studied it in depth. Also, try to understand linguistics and the difference between semantics and pragmatics. This isn't the argument you think it is, trust me.

- someone that has studied Latin and linguistics

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@JakeSee10 @8WithaTiara @cr0cjack001 Not knowing how to make a woman come doesn't make you a bad person, just uneducated. The problem is you saying it's not real bc you haven't seen it. So are you genuine or are you a troll?

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@JakeSee10 @8WithaTiara @cr0cjack001 Bro, if you don't want people to insult you, don't speak in absolutes. If you haven't seen something, that doesn't make it not true. I've never been to Kansas, but I know it's real. If you genuinely want help, then ask.

[Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox]

@gregkash Done that before. Border agent was a dead ringer for the Detroit police captain in Beverly Hills Cop. Talked like him too. It was so hard to keep my mouth shut without quipping something.