Aristarchus

Greek astronomer and mathematician

[Aristarchus @aristarchus_69]

Did you know I am from the same island as Pythagoras. I lived at the same time as Archimedes. I miscalculated the distance of the sun to Earth but was closer than others of my time. I'm Greek. I don't like Aristotle

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Aristarchus] is so obscure that Wallis was obliged to annotate him from one end to the other, in the effort to make him intelligible. Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique s.v. 'Systeme' (1764) as quoted by Sir Thomas Heath, Aristarchus of Samos, the Ancient Copernicus (1913)

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@StephenIsHawk I respect your positivity!

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@StephenIsHawk is more recognized than me and he can't even go down the stairs #whatareyougonnadoaboutit

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My greatest work is forgotten and contributions are unsung

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I pioneered heliocentric ideas

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@Shishen420 Amen!

[Aristarchus @aristarchus_69]

Hey did you hear about the guy who organized a bingo tournament at a star party?

His technique was Messier but he Caldwell.

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People of my time disagreed with my claims. Those flat-Earthers will never understand.

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The sun is farther away than the moon

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People didn't believe me when I contradicted geocentrism #lookatmenow

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Julia Zafiridis has good fashion

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RT if you're from Greece

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RT if you're from Greece

[Aristarchus @aristarchus_69]

What if the stars are just like far away suns?

[Aristarchus @aristarchus_69]

I inspired Copernicus. Fools listen to Aristotle.

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Just discovered the Earth revolves around the sun and not Uranus @MrHorstmeyer

[Aristarchus @aristarchus_69]

I was born some time in 310-230 BC

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