AristoCattle

what are we doing tho

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Iran has surrendered yet again

And the British and the Europoors are in shambles at this display of American strength

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[AristoCattle @AristoCattle]

@CrisStefana Panourile alea urcate cu AI ul acolo sunt perfecte daca soarele stationeaza la ora 12 in fiecare zi. Mentenanta cu elicopterul si o frumusete de vizionat de la balcon. 10/10.

[NeroTsumi 🪄🍮 @KuroSekaiAnime]

The ending of the boys must have been atrocious for people who saw themselves in Homelander.

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Genuinely, honest-to-god, not-trying-to-be-insulting, sincerely-curious, how did you guys expect him to act upon losing his powers and being beaten to death?

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

dude bring the other guy, the one who gave financial advice i don't need this vagueposting shit

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Hormuz will be closed tomorrow, 4/20 in observance of the holiday

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

The Athletic has committed a tremendous HIPPA violation by speculating about Cash Patel’s drinking without his consent

The first amendment does not protect this speech. They must be shut down and arrested

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men who have actual relationships with women usually know this because they see us without makeup and even naked sometimes.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is my favorite scene from The Bible.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The same people falsely claiming Hegseth quoted a “fake” Bible verse are the same people who refuse to admit that Jesus wrote the Bible in ENGLISH

They have no credibility hear

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Maybe before the Pope starts lecturing this administration on religion, he should try watching Pulp Fiction. Does he even know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?

[Ali @haramcart]

Oil prices, which I am sure are related to oil supply

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I personally think what religious psychosis has done to human progress is unforgivable

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

The market believes 13 million barrels per day can be printed into existence

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

The "Roman" salute, which I'm sure most Roman history buffs know is completely ahistoric.

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at